Introduction:
Embark on an epic adventure through the world of Greek mythology with the ‘Hopeless Heroes: The Greek God Collection’ – an extraordinary 8-book set. Join a band of modern-day misfit heroes as they encounter the ancient gods and face epic challenges in a hilarious and heart warming journey that blends mythology with the modern world.

Titles In This Set:
Here Comes Hercules
Heras Terrible Trap
Arachne Golden Gloves
Problems with Pythagoras
Apollos Mystic Message
Jasons Wild Winds!
Circes beastly feast
Odysseus Trojan Trick!

Description:

Here Comes Hercules
When Tim Baker breaks his mums favourite vase, its the least of his problems. The Greek hero hes released is in danger of doing far worse. To the flowers, the rugOh, no! Not the kitchen! Hercules is only trying to be helpful but hes just hopeless. Its time to send this dim demigod home before Tim becomes ancient history.

Heras Terrible Trap
Tim Baker thinks his adventures are over until he hitches a ride to Ancient Greece on a stolen vase. Soon Tim finds himself trapped with an army of peacocks and a hero who cant stop admiring himself. Put that mirror down, Theseus! Thank the gods his new friend Zoe is there to help. Just dont tell her dad

Arachne Golden Gloves
How do you bring a statue to life? Tim and Zoe think they know. If only Jason would help and someone didnt keep looking at them like flies in a web. Juicy, wriggly, yummy Enough, Arachne! Oh well, at least the time-travelling vase is in good hands. Well, god hands. The god of thieves and liars hands. Uh oh

Problems with Pythagoras
Tim Bakers got problems: hes failing maths, banished from Ancient Greece, and confused about what to call Mums new boyfriend. What makes a good father anyway? Is it strength, courage and – Strength! Is it attractiveness? Wisdom? Intelligence? Does it have anything to do with beans? Let the Labours of Larry/Mr Green begin!

Apollos Mystic Message
Why is Tims picture on an ancient oil flask at the British Museum? Is Hera planning to trap him with it? How? When? Tim needs a god who can see the future I said A GOD WHO CA And I said no autographs! Only one things certain: with puking punks, pomegranate grenades and possible butterfly tornadoes, its about to get chaotic.

Jasons Wild Winds!
All Tim wanted was advice on keeping his model boat afloat, but when Zoe is injured, only Jason and the Argonut can help him to save her. Loose the sail, little bro! Heres no joyriding allowed, but with bronze men and Grey Women not to mention an old wind bag to deal with, Tims still got that sinking feeling

Circes beastly feast
It could be Tims last time in Ancient Greece, but instead of saying goodbye, hes busy trading song titles with Apollo, delivering a package to Narcissus, escaping from Hera and Holy moly! making a pig of himself at Circes table. Meanwhile his friends have forgotten who he is, so who will save him when it all goes wrong, wrong, wrong?

Odysseus Trojan Trick!
Agatha has been taken prisoner and its up to Tim and friends to save her. But how? Theyd have to trick Hera, sneak into her fortress, past her army it seems impossible! Impossible? Did I say it was impossible whenOkay, Odysseus, but Heras soldiers are armed to the teeth, tempers are hot, and who ever heard ofa Trojan Peacock?