Go The F**k To Sleep

Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old and expectant.

You Have To F**king Eat

From the author of the international bestsellerGo The Fuck To Sleepcomes a book about the other great parental frustration getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic,You Have To Fucking Eatbreaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving new, old, grand- and expectant parents a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.

F**k, Now There Are Two of You

From the author of the international bestsellerGo The Fuck To Sleepcomes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic,You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving new, old, grand- and expectant parents a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn’t read it to your children.